Could not find 'Cafe' Gestalt.

Could not install the 'Cafe' Gestalt selector.

Could not install the 'SAVR' Gestalt selector.

Could not load Gestalt Definition resource.

That option won't take effect until after the next break.

Sorry, I can't figure out what version of QuickDraw you have.

Sorry, only integer values in the range 1..32767 are allowed.

Sorry, but you don't have a screen saver that is compatible with that option.

Couldn't process the Apple Event.

Sorry, I can't install my Apple Event handlers.

Sorry, I can't find a KCHR resource.

Hmm, what?  Where was I, I don't remember...  Maybe I need more memory!

Shame, shame, shame!  Have you been messing with my resources?  I can't find a menu bar!

Your system is missing a routine needed by this program!

Your system is too old to run this program!

Your computer does not have enough memory to run this program!